Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Seattle, WA

You might be from the Pacific Northwest if:

You feel guilty throwing aluminium cans or paper in the trash.

You use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.

You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.

You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.

You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain.

You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best and Veneto's.

You know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye.

You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon and Willamette.

You consider swimming an indoor sport.

You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.

You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.

You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast : rain followed by showers."

You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.

You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just an adjective.

You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the clouds.

You put on shorts when it gets above 50F, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.

You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60F, but keep the socks on.

You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.

You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.

You knew immediately that the view out of Frasier's window was fake.

You measure distance in hours.

You carry jumper cables in your car and you know how to use them.

You shop for things you know will look good under a raincoat.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

True....too true! I'm loving it!

Anonymous said...

what planet are you guys from ;)

Anonymous said...

Truth be told, though, this is more like "You might be from west of the Cascades if..." Because we were considered part of the Pacific Northwest in one-step-away-from-desert Walla Walla, but most of the rain-and-ocean related things here did not directly apply to us. We just happen to know people to whom they apply, and laugh accordingly. Come to think of it, I should see if I can track down a list of things that are specific to the Inland Northwest, which is more accurately the place from whence Saje, Zane and I came.

Anonymous said...

I think I know Puuy-al'lup, and Will-am'met...and is it or-eg-un?

But Sequim?!

Issaquah?!

Anonymous said...

Skwihm.
Iss-uh-kwaa.
Ore-gun. Like I have a gun. not like I'm gone.
That would be like saying eye-talian instead of it-alian.

Anonymous said...

interesting....

Unknown said...

and im sorry, but its pew-AL-up