Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Monday, December 18, 2006
Seriously Funny!
This is funny to me, but could be annoying. About a minute long, and you need the sound on, but not high.
Friday, December 15, 2006
The Way Children See Things!
HONESTY: My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.
NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark-naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
KETCHUP: A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
MORE NUDITY: A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
ELDERLY: While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The toothfairy will never believe this!"
DRESS-UP: A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.""And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."
SCHOOL: A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
BIBLE: A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear.”
NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark-naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
KETCHUP: A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
MORE NUDITY: A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
ELDERLY: While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The toothfairy will never believe this!"
DRESS-UP: A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.""And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."
SCHOOL: A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
BIBLE: A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear.”
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
Sunil's Going Away Party
Heads up! I added a new link to the right under Photo Links, "Photo Page". On that page there is a slideshow of Sunil's surprise going-away party.
If you watch it, let me know what you think.
If you watch it, let me know what you think.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
The Famous Pizza!
Here we are at the actual pizza place. Can you see the pizza? The best!
Most of us are in the hindi group, except for the girls from Mississippi (Katie and Lindsay) and Jeneva.
Starting in left bottom corner, going clockwise: Cindi, Jonelle, Seconda, Amanda, Katie, Jeneva, Nina, ME, Lindsay. Oh, and Sunil is working the camera.
To clear up some confusion with the commenting, here is some info. Click on "comment" and a second window should pop up--if you have a pop-up blocker you may need to disable it beforehand. Inside the new window you should find a large area to leave your comment. You should also see a heading with the words "Choose an Identity" in it, underneath that there should be three circles next to words such as "Google/Blogger" and "Other". Make sure the green dot is in the circle next to "Other" and you should be able to type in your name. Then just Click on the "publish your comment" button and you're done.
To view your comment, and everyone else's, just scroll up. :)
Most of us are in the hindi group, except for the girls from Mississippi (Katie and Lindsay) and Jeneva.
Starting in left bottom corner, going clockwise: Cindi, Jonelle, Seconda, Amanda, Katie, Jeneva, Nina, ME, Lindsay. Oh, and Sunil is working the camera.
To clear up some confusion with the commenting, here is some info. Click on "comment" and a second window should pop up--if you have a pop-up blocker you may need to disable it beforehand. Inside the new window you should find a large area to leave your comment. You should also see a heading with the words "Choose an Identity" in it, underneath that there should be three circles next to words such as "Google/Blogger" and "Other". Make sure the green dot is in the circle next to "Other" and you should be able to type in your name. Then just Click on the "publish your comment" button and you're done.
To view your comment, and everyone else's, just scroll up. :)
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Group Photo
We went downtown for some famous Giordano's Stuffed Pizza, a Chicago must-have. It's the best pizza in the world, and where else would it be from? CHICAGO!
Friday, December 01, 2006
View Of Today
Today we finally got snow! Cool and beautiful, but unfortunately kept me from service. :( These are the views from and of my back porch.
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